LOOK IT'S A CLOUD

published May 24, 2026

WHY AM I ALWAYS INTERNET-DEAD, WHAT IS IT WITH THE STUPID SPAM COMMENTS, AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT A CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!

This blog post is already stupid, ah jeez...ah well, it's not like it was going to be anything special.

After literally half of an entire year's worth of time (holy shit 😨), I have these things to report:

1. Therapy is the best and everyone should get it
2. I'M NOT GETTING SUSPENDED FROM COLLEGE YEAAAAAAAAAAAH, I MANAGED TO RESCUE MY GPA!!!!!!!!
3. I as of writing this am recovering from having gotten the flu on exactly the most recent Monday, which is to say it is day 7 and I don't have a crazy temperature but I still feel like shit and it sucks ass but I'm still doing stuff but it still sucks ass
4. FUCK GEN-AI AND FUCK THE FAR-RIGHT
5. I'm working on something that may be of interest to you if your autism is towards 20th century Macintosh 🧰👀...
6. FINAL FANTASY IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK

I'm fresh off of Disc 1 of Final Fantasy 7. Wow, what a cruel way to end Disc 1, this game is so fucking incredible but also so brutal. It really is a fucking masterpiece and I cannot stop thinking about it, I never thought this'd be a kind of game I like but it is literally THE EVER. Istg I will cherish this game forever.

Have u ever seen Cloud's original PS1 model that they used in the video cutscenes. Forget about his hair, HIS CHIN IS SO POINTYYYYY WTF. Still I'd swear by these crunchy-ass models. It's a style, it's very tasteful and artful all things considered, the whole game is artful honestly, so scary and so brilliant. It holds up PREPOSTEROUSLY well all things considered. It just...works as a game, it works so goddamn well and for the life of me I can't figure out how it does it. PLAY FINAL FANTASY NOW

ok bubbye. I'll tell you about the secret Macintosh stuff sometime in the future when it's farther along and my brain doesn't feel like blehhhhhhhh.

...ok I know I said bubbye but I'm just gonna keep blathering if that's alright by you. The bell rang already, so you can leave if you want. Man, I feel really stupid and like I'm writing this really stupid. I'll tell ya, behind-the-scenes the past year's been a RIDE for me. It's likely been a ride for a lot of people, just in general, for everyone's own different reasons. This is certainly a way to return to being “alive” online. Internet presence. What is that. What makes that. This is different from presence in instant messaging, yk the “available/away” statuses so you can explicitly tell people whether you're looking at your computer or not.

Here's a silly thought. How do I know I'm not talking to a wall? Well unless they're “enhancing” the walls with AI *retches coughs* these days, YOU 🫵🏼, the person who is seeing and reading this text right here in this place on the screen right now yeah I'm talking to you in the whatever-color shirt, you're definitely not a wall because walls can't read. ...unless you're an AI wall, which you're not an AI wall are you?? Cuz if you are I'll hafta...*tows wrecking ball*